You got your rubdown done, you got down and dirty, you tip and start walking towards the exit, but then you see your wife's car parked right outside the legit salon next door. What do you do now? That probably might never happen to you, but if you need to be [more...]

You walk into your favorite AMP, the usually-empty lobby is occupied by another monger for the first time since you've been here, you size each other up, exchange the secret monger high-five/reverse high-five/pound hug/handshake combo and then reveal each others' secret AMP monger decoder rings (only our most elite users have these) and [more...]

I've heard all sorts of embarrassing and horror stories about walking out on a girl at a parlor from you guys, so I guess it's time for me to give you one of my own, but it's not your average “walking-out on after seeing the girl” story:   I'm allergic to [more...]

By “best” most people usually mean convenient.  Where you will be able to go and have a masseuse right away and enjoy a nice, quiet and relaxed session with a girl in a no rush situation.  But is the most convenient time the best time to go to the parlor?  We [more...]

This topic has been discussed a lot, but its always good to put a fresh post up for all the newbies on the site. The foundation of Rubmaps is helping users get the service that they desire.  So, how do I have a better chance of ending up happy?   First, make [more...]