You got your rubdown done, you got down and dirty, you tip and start walking towards the exit, but then you see your wife's car parked right outside the legit salon next door. What do you do now? That probably might never happen to you, but if you need to be cautious about your mongering lifestyle we always have a couple of suggestions.

I know what you're saying “well if my wife is outside she already saw my car parked right outside.” If you own a car that everybody knows in your small town and you want to be discreet, you should probably leave it at home. I own a custom color and easily recognizable truck so I don't just take it out to the parlor every time I feel like having a pop; I take an Uber, the bus or a taxi whenever I can. It's not the most comfortable thing if they don't give you a table shower at the end, but hey, no one's gonna come up to you sniffing and asking which AMP you just came out of, nothing to worry about.

Some parlors have parking out the back, and some don't, some are in strip malls, derelict-ass strip malls no one visits. My point is if you consider what I said above and decide on bringing your car but are still a bit fussy you should remember it's not your duty to park right in front of the place that says “MASSAGE” in big red bold flashing letters. If there's street parking any place near and you are not in a bad neighborhood where your car could get broken into, even better. I mentioned that a place might have parking out back first though to illustrate an even more important point:

The backdoor (of the building, get your mind outta the gutter, man), most AMPs offer backdoor access to their customers upon request, you can talk to mamas or your provider about it if you find yourself in a sitcom-style pinch like your boss or your pastor walking into the AMP. I've heard of people who are always greeted at the backdoor rather than at the front, I've never set something up like that myself, but it's nothing a phone call won't set up for you.

Above all the last thing I can suggest is to not draw attention to yourself. Your work clothes or even your dress down weekend clothes should be fine for any mongering occasion. A big trench-coat, sunglasses, fake mustache and Pinkerton hat will do you no good in staying low-key. 

Just stay cautious and safe my friends.