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Aug 9 2017

Don't you hate it sometimes when you walk out of a parlor and you need to rush back home to shower off? This happens all too often as the ladies are too excited to get their “tip” after a happy session that they forget to thoroughly wipe you down with one [more...]

Me So Horny

Jul 22 2017

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I was reading a news article the other day, a MMS was arrested on suspicion of solicitation and taken into court, but apparently the charges was dropped since she could only speak Chinese, so she was unable to understand her rights, declare or go under oath, the case couldn't continue [more...]

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Jul 16 2017

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I read a news article about a parlor nearby that got closed down after some bad decisions they made, and then they pulled out the mugshots of the women working the place. All of them were easily over 50 years old! This got me thinking, I've been to parlors where there's young [more...]

Spicing up the Spice

Jul 7 2017

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You started mongering to avoid falling into a routine, but now getting a handjob from Coco every Friday has been not as fun as it used to be before, as you expected, you flip, get yourself jerked off, say thanks, get a small kiss on the cheek and out the [more...]

Picture Perfect

Jul 1 2017

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You're browsing BP and you come across a picture of a hot ass Asian woman named Coco who is “waiting 4 u honey” along with the phone number for the parlor. The woman looks like a real-life geisha porcelain doll. You call the place and tell them you're on your way [more...]

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