Don't you hate it sometimes when you walk out of a parlor and you need to rush back home to shower off?  This happens all too often as the ladies are too excited to get their “tip” after a happy session that they forget to thoroughly wipe you down with one of those supposedly clean hot towels.  Well, this post will discuss some of the pitfalls that the oils brings and what you can do about it.

If you are like me and in a relationship, the biggest giveaway that something is different is the smell of the oil.  I always, I mean ALWAYS ask for the unscented oil and if the parlor girl cannot provide it, you need to walk.  I cannot have my significant other getting even a sniff of my indiscretions.  I know that most providers will wipe your back down to get rid of the greasiness of the oils, but like I said, sometimes they forget to take care of the front.  They may spend time taking care of junior and making that area clean, but they miss the chest, arms and legs.  Make sure that you ask them to take care of that area as well.  Most of the time, it is a simple mistake, so they will gladly do it for you.  It is important though because inquiring minds do want to know why you smell a particular way.

If you are not in a relationship and would like some scent, make sure that they scent is not too girly. I have had oils that were a bit too feminine and had to take care of it before some of my buddies gave me the business for smelling like a girl.  For those rookies out there, I always keep a gym bag in the car and will usually get a work out in and shower before meeting the boys out for a drink or even a date.  I know, I know a bit counterproductive to get those massaged muscles tense and tired again, but hey, a monger's got to do what a monger's got to do.

And lastly, if all else fails, apply your own lotion on top of the oils that are there.  It will help mask the smell as well as the get some of the greasiness off.  At least you can say your hands and arms were dry so you needed to apply the lotion.