I read a news article about a parlor nearby that got closed down after some bad decisions they made, and then they pulled out the mugshots of the women working the place. All of them were easily over 50 years old! This got me thinking, I've been to parlors where there's young girls only, and the ones where there's old girls only but if I had to recall the single oldest parlor lady I banged it would be this one…

There was this nice parlor around my place back a few years ago.  The providers weren't too old but not young either, I would say 35-40 were the median ages so it was pretty much perfect for me. One day I come in and the place is empty, none of the usual faces are around. A very mature looking lady comes to the front and tells me they had just changed Management and moved their staff around so they were short on women.

So it was just her today cause the other woman had to leave early. Her name was something like Judy or Julie, she had a very thick Chinese accent and was very pushy, she insisted she would do the massage and that I would love it. She looked around 50 by my calculations but you know how Asian ladies always look younger till they hit further into their senior years.

It was pretty much a good average session, you know the ropes, massage turns to HJ turns to her upselling me a full service to which I agreed, popped her once and we were all fine and dandy. I put on my pants and pull out my wallet, she tries to get a good look at how many Benjamins I was packing so she's snooping around. At the time I had just renewed my ID and state IDs where I lived had your age on them pretty prominently, so she caught a glimpse of my age and commented “Oh honey, I'm double your age then, huh?”

I was 32 at the time. You do the math, Jesus. She was even older than my mom! And then I came back a few weeks later to find out she was the new MMS! She was doing service again that day because the new girls got there late. Wow…

Tell me guys, what's your oldest AMP companion been?