Today’s topic was suggested by one of our users and is one of the questions we also receive a lot here at Rubmaps. The question is: Why go to a massage parlor instead of booking a date with an escort?

The reason I hear the most, and the one I agree with the too, is that massage parlors are more reliable on their schedules. Booking with an escort can be hard, especially if they’ve got erratic schedules, while AMPs will always have a set schedule; booking time within those schedules and walking in is easier and the chance of the providers flaking is slim to none.

One other thing I hear a lot is a lot of people actually enjoy the massages, (what a concept, right?) getting an escort to give you a massage is probably not as easy you’d believe, and although there are certified independent masseuses who work from their incalls, they’re not always willing to do much after the massage.

Outcall-wary people too might enjoy coming into an actual establishment rather than inviting a stranger into their home, and some people would rather come into a business rather than a room at a seedy motel or apartment in a part of town they don’t frequent.

The only potential downsides are that sometimes we gotta take one for the team and not get a happy ending at all, not every massage parlor is always open to the idea of sexy fun, and some of them won’t provide more than a handle for your trouble. And also, you don’t always get to choose the lady you go with at a parlor, when you book an escort it’s usually based on looks, but at a parlor, they might just give you the next person available and she could maybe be to your liking, but maybe not.

I guess you could say we’re biased since we’re an AMP review website.