Ah...sex. An act that can be more complicated than it appears, yet seem so simple in mind. I find it interesting that in our current time and age, social media can make it seem totally acceptable for a woman to parade around famous events in a completely see-through dress, yet make it a horrible and unforgivable deed to pay a woman for her discreet services under the sheets. In the privacy of your own home.

(The woman I’m referring to is Rihanna, a famous R&B singer, shown in the picture below.)

Anyhow, I’m not going to make this a debate about why I think prostitution should be legal, as I would just be preaching to the choir. I just thought it’d be interesting to compile the best sex scandals in the country! And without further adieu…

10. Justin Bieber. There’s a good reason why this teen star is last on my list...I find him to be the least important, and honestly, I despise his music. The young popstar, however, was recorded sleeping by his hooker, who then put it up on her social media, whispering that she’d just fucked him...so I even while his music makes my ears bleed and scream ‘bloody-murder’...I guess we have somethings in common.

9. Batter up! Alex Rodriguez, better known as A-Rod, a player for the NY Yankees, was caught up in a 3-way hooker tryst. Oh, and this happened in an apartment that cost $30,000 a month to live in. Caught or not; show me how to live like this fucking guy, right?

8. Chris Brown. We’ve talked about him before, and we’ll talk about him again...only because the R&B hip-hop artist was caught casually strolling out of a massage parlor. So what’s a man worth $30 million doing in an asian massage parlor that probably only cost him $100 total? Yeah, with that kind of money, I’d hire the hottest model I could find, send her to a 2-year, vocational school for therapeutic training, and pay for all her classes. Then I’d pay her to become my personal and only massage therapist. But we all know Brown wasn’t here for “therapy”.

7. Life is sometimes fair. Jerry Rice, wide receiver for the 49ers, was caught hiding out in the bathroom of Mountain View massage parlor. It was a sting, as LE suspected the place of being a brothel...but the best part? Jerry Rice was neither a target, nor expected to be in the parlor, when the sting took place. LE literally said, “We weren’t looking for crimes. We were just closing the business down.” Rice told social media that it was a mistake...but you can’t blame your teammates for telling you that “it was a good place for a deep-tissue”! Especially if you’ve got 55 million fucking dollars in your pocket. Come on man! Quit cheapin’ out, and build a massage parlor inside your house!

6. Here’s one you might have never guessed...Jerry Springer. The man literally has a show that revolves around this kind of stuff...guess he ought to be his own guest! In 1974 (thousands of years ago, basically), back when he was a Cincinnati coucilman, he was caught hiring a prostitute. How was he caught? The moron paid with a personal check...LEAVE NO PAPER TRAILS PEOPLE.

5. This one’s a funny one...literally. Eddie Murphy, a once, highly-praised comedian, was pulled over with a prostitute in his car. And that’s not all...it was a TS, and I’m not talking about table showers here, if you know what I mean! The actor/comedian said he picked her/him up because he was “just trying to be a Good Samaritan.” Looks like he didn’t have anything funny to say, huh?

4. Ted Haggard. Religion...a controversial debate, especially in this time and age. Is it real? How do you know if it exists? What’s right and what’s wrong? Well, according to this preacher, gay marriage was forbidden and an unholy deed. Oh, well, except to him. He had to resign from his position as the leader of the National Association of Evangelicals after he was caught having sexual relations with a male escort by the name of Mike Jones. And also doing crystal meth. You might be able to make up religion, but you can’t make this kind of story up people.

3. David Beckham...this guy’s got women literally throwing themselves at him, but he decides to take a bite of the forbidden fruit, and chomps down on Irma Nicki, a former hooker who claims to have had sex with him in 2007. More power to ya Beckham!

2. One of my favorite men and idol, we can’t forget the legendary Charlie Sheen. The man has spent half a million alone on drugs and escorts, before checking into rehab (booo, no-more-fun-Sheen). It’s said that in a single night, he’d spend up to $10,000 on just 2 girls, and a buttload of drugs. And then he’d do outrageous things, like buy his escorts lavish gifts, like cars, fly them out across the country, and more. Hey Sheen, I’ll be your escort, if you pay off the rest of my mortgage!

1. And last, but not least...if the temptation of sex is too much for the average man to handle, how does it hold up to the most powerful man in the world? And no, I’m not talking about Obama; I’m talking about good ol’ Clinton. I don’t know if he actually paid the girl, but I’m sure Monica Lewinsky was eager to suck the cock of the most powerful man on the planet. That single BJ destroyed his entire career and reputation...I sure hope she let him CIM, right?