March 14 is big on small holidays, and there’s no need for much deliberation when faced with the option of having fun, especially as a warmup before St. Patrick’s. There are two special days to pick from: Steak and Blowjob Day, and Pi Day. Sounds like a no brainer?

Steak and Blowjob Day

The title’s pretty much self-explanatory here. The holiday was set on March 14 in response to Valentine’s Day. It’s supposed to be a reaction against the extremely flashy and superficial February 14 holiday. Steak and Blowjob Day claims to be an honest celebration for guys to enjoy, with two of their most popular pleasures. The holiday has its critics too for admittedly being similarly superficial as Valentine’s. Not to mention that ideally we don’t want to make the stake and blowjob combination a one-time occasion every year.

Pi Day

Granted, not as instantly gratifying like Steak and Blowjob day, Pi Day has its perks. It started off back in the 80s and is now recognized as a national holiday in the U.S. This year is special, because it’s only once every 100 years that a longer sequence of Pi’s decimals will be formed: 3/14/15 at 9:26:53. Although guys who can speak about math are sexy, it’s understandable if you’re not finding this particular sequence extremely arousing. That doesn’t mean there aren’t any ways to get creative about it though. For one, you can hear the basic info about Pi from playmate Kayla Collins, who takes off her teacher’s clothes for a better illustration of the notion. 

As for the food part, guess what you can eat for Pi day? That’s right, delicious, hot, freshly baked pie! Why not combine the two and enjoy a dirty baking and sex in the kitchen date?

So what’s it gonna be, pie and hot geeky date or keeping it honest with an awesome blowjob followed by a big, delicious steak?