Secrets, Secrets...

Jan 16 2015

Happy New Years, my brother mongers! Mongo here, and over the holidays Iâve had a few, free moments to catch up on some thoughts that Iâve always had on how we can make this a more common, and easier hobby to get into for our newer (or current) users. And that brought me to one aspect of this hobby that comes up more often than I care to admit...lying/hiding.

This might not apply to all mongers directly, but Iâm sure it has a certain effect on you in some form or fashion. For instance, some mongerers may have been married for a long time (10 years +), and no longer find an attraction to their S/O. Others mongers may have been in a long-term relationship, and are just looking to spice things up. And for the rest of us...well, this stuff isnât exactly âconversationalâ material, right? Not something youâd bring up at a Thanksgiving family dinner.

And that leads us to the precautions one must take, in order to avoid being caught red-handed. Small, but very valuable steps, like using cash only, in order to not leave a paper trail, or wear a certain type of clothing to conceal yourself, etc, etc. Iâm going to leave the rest up to you guys to enlighten us with your knowledge! I know you guys have learned some things the hard way...so make it easy for the ones who havenât made that mistake yet!

To simplify :

What steps or methods do (or did) you take, in order to not get caught by your s/o (or family member)?

What steps or methods did you WISH youâd known about, before jumping into this hobby?

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apache2017 :

10.28.2018 14:57:48

High karate after shave will neutralize any perfume.no as for the glitter..wear a colorful shirt.

gentleman4u :

12.19.2015 12:58:29

I always keep a cigar on hand or stop at my favorite cigar lounge. That smell covers everything. Ask for unscented oil. They should know that anyway. Also I have never met one who uses perfume or glitter. Run away if you smell it. Another thing that works pretty well is WD40. If you work in a shop or something it might help. Spray it on your clothes afterward. Also better to go earlier in the day if you can't shower. Any small odor should dissipate in a few hours.

beancountr :

03.30.2015 05:26:54

My wife insisted we both use the Life 360 app on our phones, which will track every place the phone goes through out the day. So, I visit my AMP over lunch time and, now, leave my phone in my office. I don't think she has checked up on it in some time, however, there is no room for error. Risk management, right?

bryonlive :

03.29.2015 12:27:25

I'm with 3aweek on this one.

3aweek :

03.29.2015 04:22:43

The most fun is getting a legitimate gal in a legitimate AMP to perform with me-usually after several sessions. With legitimate AMPs, you don't have to worry about LE or your SO. I charge on my card and tip with cash. I tell my SO about getting massages-several times a week. My SO gets massages also, but not quite the same type.

bryonlive :

03.27.2015 22:17:40

I am honest. My wife searches the places out for me. I do understand the reason many would have to lie, but I chose not to.

behappy38 :

03.27.2015 01:05:48

how does one become to become a premium member here? the gift visa card does not seem to work. obviously without giving a name, is there anyway to become a member? I can't believe so many became members by giving their personal details! any ideas guys ? There has to be a simpler way!

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iwtgahj :

03.05.2015 11:05:38

I had the same problem. Most websites will only take a card with a name attached to it. I found the Contour card at US Bank. It is a debit card you can load with cash at the teller. You have to give your name, an address, and your SSN. You can opt to not get statements mailed or emailed. It is not attached to any bank account or credit card. It does charge $4 per month though. The card you walk away with does not have your name on it, but the bank that approves purchases does, so when you give your name to the website, it checks out. Not perfect but it works. I don't know if you could give a false address or SSN, but that might raise some flags a lot worse than your SO.

sensualcreative :

03.02.2015 20:53:31

Can someone tell me a gift card or prepaid card I can use to buy a full membership here? I bought one but it couldn't be used for international transactions. Using my own credit card is not an option.

shawn6701 :

03.01.2015 00:14:57

If you have an S/O, never and I mean never, never, never use your home cell phone for mongering. Sure there may be apps you can hide on your cell phone, but eventually you will slip up and she will find that text message, call, browser page or photo that you can't explain. I bought a pay-as-you-go cell phone from Page Plus Cellular. Get a smart phone, since you can do calls, text messages and web browsing all in one without having to pay for a separate data plan. The 'minutes' can be used for anything just mentioned and they last for 3 or 4 months. I dump 10 bucks in every 3 months and I find that enough for my hobbying. Keep the phone at your office, password protected. If you don't have an office they try a post office box or something. Maybe the garage but any place at home is fair game for her finding it. If you have to use for home cell phone's web browser for mongering, then get a password protected web browser app like B-Line.

jim6960 :

02.26.2015 19:43:34

My S/O is in another city, so non-issue. Thanks for the tip about cash only, even though my cc statement is online password protected. Certain type of clothing? Not a trench coat, I'm sure!

purple45 :

02.26.2015 13:43:19

Turn off your everyday phone. If your SO has suspected you and hired a private investigator (PI) then a PI with connections can find your immediate location. Also, don't text with a AMP girl from your everyday phone. A money first PI will break the law to earn that cash and tell your SO the contents of those messages. Nothing can be proved in court about how that information was obtained illegally but the damage has already been done because the SO knows everything.

frikk :

02.23.2015 07:02:16

Do not visit the parlor if you will be coming straight home to your SO. Only go when you will have time to shower and change after the session. Even if you shower at the parlor or gym, what happens if you come home and suddenly she wants to mess around, but junior isn't up to the task because he's still raw from a strokefest?

urbanpanda88 :

02.20.2015 22:38:12

I used cash money come and goes. Years ago I used severed for Uncle Sam before my ex cheat on me. Go to AMP to release my stress and practice for ED. I used my (classified) skill what I learn and use.

thomastrain1 :

02.10.2015 02:59:52

Good rules. 1) Phone. A few differences. No Google voice, it keeps messages and text in your gmail and even if you delete in your trash (from experience, not a good thing). Prefer burner phone (tracfone). Delete all traces every 24 hs. Keep in discrete place. If you must have contacts scramble them (initials etc). 2) Cash only. Interesting idea to get small cash and stash. 3) Browsing. Always in Private Mode (Chrome is best, I hear Firefox has it now). Always. 4) I always shower AFTER contact in the establishment. Always. They never say no in my experience. They can even have a little fun with it. 2 cents.

cj4fun :

02.09.2015 15:27:52

Use cash only. Divorced now, so doesn't matter but I live in an area where there are so many AMPs that calling ahead isn't necessary; if they say too busy then I go somewhere else, that way no phone trail. When I was married, I worked half an hour away from home, so I would go to places in between.

vetequk :

02.09.2015 14:17:57

Ive been going for a massage once a week for years. Obviously, to charge your visit tells your S/O where you've been. Try this. Charge your card for the massage plus a token tip. Pay up with cash for the extras just before she leaves the room.

monger123 :

02.09.2015 13:53:19

My suggestions which are probably listed here: use cash, have a separate phone, preferably with a different carrier than your family, and don't let the bills go to your house or main email. Set up a gmail account. Don't give out your real name. Go to a place where no one will recognize you. Try not to park near or to close to your destination. I have never had a provider or parlor call me on my cell if I did not call first - same with text, but I don't want to take the risk. I have never used my main cell phone. Google your number, your info is probably all out there. Change of clothes or ability to take a shower is almost a must, unless you find a place where there is no scented or oil or perfume from the provider. I have been considering even bringing my own bar of soap, because the soaps provided are usually too smelly. A couple of times I have had to go to the store and get a sports cream or something to disguise the smell. I like to get hand sanitizer rub it on where ever touched, esp after an escort. You also might want to consider how you withdraw cash. I go to the grocery store and get cash there, that way there is not a $100 withdrawal from the ATM. You also might consider getting cash from the GC in increments. $40 at one trip to the store, and $20 or $30 at the next trip and so on. Make sure your phone can't be found via iPhone finder, etc. Also, the best way to get a good appointment is to call ahead. Most places prefer that over walk ins. If you set a time, say during lunch hour, you can leave and return promptly and not be gone for a huge expanse of time.

cornfed1 :

02.01.2015 11:53:10

I have been using a lot of the valuable tips that I have read here, as far as using cash, parking away from the door and not going to the closest AMP to the house, Now I understand the use of a Hobby phone. the other day I intended on going to one that had moved so I called because there seemed to be a lot of cars in the lot and was told to come in an hour so I called one of my favorites to check their "workload", and got the green light if I didn't mind a new girl. Then before I got back to the car I got a call to see how the new girl was. kind of awkward and definitely unexpected.

kleankid :

01.30.2015 10:17:04

While this is not totally related, but posting it here as I can't post on Forums as a regular user. I wanted to see if there is an option of a more expanded membership for members who submit reviews. I submitted two reviews and found another gem not yet reviewed, but found that submitting reviews doesn't give me more access. Yes I am a RB refugee and while submitting reviews there didn't give premium access, it did give more access. And their monetization model did work. Another peeve I have is that I can't post in forums. Someone asked a question about Singapore. I was there two weeks ago and had an amazing AMP experience, but can't share it as I am not allowed to post. Mongo please feel free to move this comment to another more appropriate area. Happy mongering.

mmwhs777 :

01.28.2015 13:55:24

Use cash. Avoid hugging with girls. Turn off phone, bring extra clothes. Avoid rubbing their neck with your face or neck. Avoid any perfume get onto you!

livinlg :

01.27.2015 13:37:11

Although I have nothing to worry about being "caught", I use cash. But you do tough on a great subject... do guys talk about going to AMPs with other guys? My answer: I do talk about it with specific men. Let me explain, I work with men (usually 35 divorced men) who have issues meeting and dating women. Most of the time it's because they are shy, scared, have some other issue that keeps them from just walking up to a woman and teasing her into a conversation. A lot of these men have what I like to call "D.S.B." Deadly Sperm Backup. I tell them to get that out of the way. Why? well thats a deeper subject than I can go into here, but long

techkdude :

01.26.2015 11:36:48

cash is better, also do not go anywhere close to your house. There are like 2 of them within a block radius of my house. Also turn off your phone so it doesnt get tracked. These days with smartphones GPS people can track your phones. Also separate accounts will be better so the Mrs cannot track the activity.

dirkdickher :

01.26.2015 09:26:55

I have seen a mention to "hobby phones", now while I get what you all are saying, my concern is the use. Because of financial limitations

micastcher1 :

01.26.2015 06:31:09

Not true. If LE is investigating a potential crime scene, and you are present and considered a possible witness or suspect and the police ask for you to identify yourself, you must do so. If you fail, refuse or falsely ID yourself, you can be arrested. Also, locking the front door is usually a violation (city codes normally require doors to be unlocked while a business is open). @topandbottom - if you are retired LE, you know that. You gave some piss-poor advice here.

topandbottom6491 :

01.25.2015 20:42:17

This has been a hobby of mine for many years. I never have the girl use oil, lotion or anything. I tell them to do a lite massage only no oil, etc. I'm retired LE and always park away from the AMP's and walk to them. If they have a locking front door I always lock it when I go inside. That way I can hear someone trying to come into the AMP. If no locking front door always get a room in the back of the AMP and stay alert. Keep your cloths nearby and never take ID into the AMP. Never offer ID to LE if they bust the AMP. You don't have too if they don't catch you in the act. Stand up for your rights and do not fear. Have fun with your hobby!!

phil.landerz :

01.25.2015 15:27:46

do any of you guys get multiples when you visit these girls that do full service (meaning you cum more than once)

micastcher1 :

01.24.2015 19:21:17

The best way to hide is right out in the open. One of my favorite AMPs is 1/4 mile away. I park in the lot facing the street. I pay with CC. If you don't try to hide anything, but you can still be discreet about it, you don't raise the suspicion. When you sneak around, you get caught. By "discreet", I mean don't walk into your place with a smile brighter than the sun, don't smell like you've been to a New Orleans cat house, etc. You get the picture. Don't stick it in your S/O's face. Been doing it this way for 30 years.

kat096 :

01.24.2015 13:09:00

I joined a fitness club to use the shower and I have an excuse to come home late

markoramius :

01.24.2015 10:24:32

About using cash only. Withdraw consistent large sums and use cash for everything but the most enormous purchases. Groceries, hardware store, drugstore, gas, lunch. Draw out the same amount of money each time, and from the same place if possible. On hobby phones, recycle them every six months or so (some of the ladies are indiscreet and will call you if you haven't visited them in a while). Avoid places with indiscreet entrances or indiscreet parking. Although you can sometimes solve the parking problem by parking down the street and walking in. All the comments about unscented products and taking a shower afterwards apply. I like the idea of always taking a shower when you get home.

cisco5554 :

01.24.2015 08:54:16

Great tips guys. I learned a few things that I will put to use immediately. It is great to have a place to discuss this things. They are very important as not doing one of these things can possibly mean the difference between staying married or not. Good luck everyone!

ern1955 :

01.23.2015 12:45:56

Replying to Rev.Monger, Great post, but a 'table shower' WILL NOT help you unless you take it at the end of your massage session. I have negotiated for that service many times so it IS possible to get one then. As for the lotion/oils from Hell, just ask for unscented baby oil or even better, unscented baby powder massage. The feel of hands actually massaging you instead of just sliding over your body really does feel much better, at least to my old body. Try it, you just might become a 'convert'. One other thing is make your preferences known before your RA reaches for her favorite lotion from Hell. To MUFFDIVER2014; great post, the only thing you forgot was 'A HOBBY PHONE'. To miss_guided : Use the rest room before you leave the AMP/AAMP, Pee and wash and forget it.

notsocrunchy :

01.21.2015 15:28:18

Two words: Google Voice.

phil55 :

01.20.2015 22:49:23

First off, as a married guy, absolutely cash only. That's number one. Second, use a disposable phone for hobby activities and keep it in a golf bag or some other place your SO won't look in. Third, never park where the provider can id your car or it's plate number.

slcjazzfan :

01.20.2015 10:34:29

Went to an old standby, one of my favs was working. Had a great session, came home and girlfriend asked why I have glitter all over my face!. I thought to my self, shit what do I say. Then it came to me (Part of my job is putting up and taking down xmas items for clients) I told her I just came from a Lowe's xmas clearance and I must have rubbed up against some items I bought. She bought it! I had to tell my fav to go easy on glitter! Luckily I had some xmas stuff in my truck!

pingping :

01.19.2015 09:45:52

start taking a shower every nite you come home ..even days your not at spa..this way doesn't look suspicious when you NEED to take shower to remove smelly lotion ect

muffdiver2014 :

01.18.2015 06:44:13

Good tips so far, 1) How about do not hobby near home, hobby in a different city if possible. 2) Hobby Phone 3) Take small amounts of cash from ATM's and stash it away for your trips or do cashback at the grocery store, little ATMs can be explained, large ones, not so much. 4) Hobby Phone 5) Always keep enough cash for door fee and tip in your car or wallet for when that urge arises. 6) Hobby Phone 7) Keep a spare shirt in your car to change into before session then back out of before getting back home. 8) Hobby Phone 9) Do not be a douche to the ladies, respect will be rewarded 10 fold 10) Did I say Hobby Phone

ampsac :

01.17.2015 23:59:58

All my browsers are in privacy mode. Meaning history and cookies are deleted after closing the browsers. I don't change my domestic schedules, I always leave and arrive at the same time. I hobby during the day, or the times I'm regularly out. I don't go out of the way to hobby. I hobby as a "side trip". That's just a few that comes in mind.

miss_guided :

01.17.2015 22:11:24

Well, here's a few tips for ya. Keep some unscented baby wipes in your car, preferably hidden somewhere. This way you can give yourself a bath of sorts before going home. Also, use toilet paper to make a 'manpon'. Keep your boxers crust-free! Don't forget to flush it when you get home. Don't lose your shirt doing this. Pace yourself financially.

hotoneva :

01.17.2015 13:51:35

Just discovered this site and am going to bookmark it, I'm a lurker who reads alot but hasn't jumped into the game for any number of reasons. I appreciate this topic and look forward to tips from experienced members.

Rev.Monger :

01.16.2015 17:50:16

Happy New Years to you, Brother Mongo! Alas, I've been in this hobby for far much longer than the Lord had intended me, but the temptation is too great to resist. I shall answer your questions in the order you have asked them, as a servant of the Lord. 1. One of my main tips would be to purchase a type of cologne (doesn't have to be big or expensive, but better to dish out a little bit of $$$ on something that doesn't smell like Satan's semen), and keep it with you when you go for your visits. Then, before going back home...spray enough to mask the scent, enough for you to get past the door, your wife, kids (optional), or whoever you are trying to avoid, and into the shower. 2. The only thing I actually WISH I'd known beforehand...was that some of the oils the girls use smell more strongly than Satan's gaseous releases, and cling to your skin like flies to fecal matter. Also...take a damn table shower, if they offer it.

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