As you guys know Mongo loves all the cute, hot, nice and skilled sexy ladies who work at the AMPs and Mongo loves to make sure these girls are taken care of when he visits the AMPs and would like you to follow his example. But it's not every week we can afford to do that and we end up going to the massage parlor with less than enough money for a whole rub and a tug. What dark secrets does Mongo use for a cheaper rub and a tug?  It's much easier than you might think.

One thing that always works for me is the following words: “Sorry, not enough money, just the massage today.” But you gotta say it in a nice way, you got be a real smooth talker none of that mumbling none of that stay-out-of-my-business tone. You got to  have that tone where they know you're a good fella down on his luck that week and then just blurt it out. “I think I can only afford a massage today” maybe do a short laugh and sigh, even.  This essentially puts the girl into a position where they could take less for the happy stuff, or take nothing.  From a benefit standpoint, something is always better than nothing.  So, within reason, they will do it. 

That's pretty much it, this trick of mine will only have so much mileage before they catch on to it, so don't overdo it. These girls talk amongst themselves and you don't want to be the guy who doesn't have enough for happy endings every week. And of course if their asking price before was, say $40, don't think they'll do like $10, you may consider bringing it down $10 or $15 bucks, but savings are savings!

This trick specially works on slow days, you've read our previous blog post about what time is best to come in for a massage, so use that knowledge and come in on a time and day you know they have not had many customers and you'll see they'll be much more open to you.

Of course if you're not the kind of guy to try something like this, you could always just straight up haggle, if your provider knows you and you apply all this knowledge, you could straight up just ask them for a better price, but again don't test your luck as a newcomer or on a busy day, don't say I didn't warned you.

You got any tricks you wanna tell Mongo about?