KCFAN216's Very First Time... (Guest Written Post)

Oct 30 2013

Every once in a while we get an e-mail that's worth publishing. Here is one from KCFAN216, about his very first time.

Some may think IÃ¢â¬â¢m a little late to startÃ¢â¬Â¦

IÃ¢â¬â¢m 32 years old and it was only last year is when I started going to massage parlors.

I have always been curious about these massage parlors. Seeing advertisements on the internet, and reading up on reviews from rubmaps. IÃ¢â¬â¢ve always been a little curious but honestly a little scared, or maybe more nervous to go. IÃ¢â¬â¢ve noticed every time I drive around, my eyes would scan for the neon pink sign that flashed Ã¢â¬ÅopenÃ¢â¬Â. Some day I will check this massage parlor thing, I thought to myself over and over.

Not knowing what to expect, I searched over the net on cost, and how to approach the so called, Ã¢â¬Åhappy endingÃ¢â¬Â. I saw a few pictures that I liked in the ad. Some hot little oriental, maybe Vietnamese or Chinese? I donÃ¢â¬â¢t know, they all look a like, but if I could get THIS girl for a massage AND a happy endingÃ¢â¬Â¦ mmmm. I decided, I must bring cash, and I must grow a pair and do this! LETS DO THIS!!!
So IÃ¢â¬â¢m drive to the massage parlorÃ¢â¬Â¦ and the funny thing is, I circle around the massage parlor a few times checking it out. Like I was some kind of P.I., making sure I didnÃ¢â¬â¢t see a cop Ã¢â¬ÅsteakingÃ¢â¬Â out the joint. I donÃ¢â¬â¢t want to have to call my wife to bail me out of prison because I was getting a happy ending, donÃ¢â¬â¢t think the Mrs. would be to thrilled about that. I must have drove by it like 5 times to make sure no one was aroundÃ¢â¬Â¦ Damn, getting nervousÃ¢â¬Â¦ hands sweaty, I park the car, time to do this!

I walk in and this unattractive Asian girl pops her head out of the window. IÃ¢â¬â¢m thinking, WTF, this is not the girl from the ad, maybe sheÃ¢â¬â¢s in the back? I tell her that I want a massage for 30 minutes, give her my 60 bucks and proceed to through the door. Now IÃ¢â¬â¢m nervous as hell, and I want to make sure I get the girl in the ad, I ask her where she is and the girl says, she will be in to massage me. Yes!!!

Uhhh so no what? I take off my clothes and IÃ¢â¬â¢m nakedÃ¢â¬Â¦ am I supposed to lay down on the table? WaitÃ¢â¬Â¦. a table? How am I suppose to bang bang on this massage table? Will she take me back to a different room? I think of all this while IÃ¢â¬â¢m still nervous about cops busting through. I decide to strip nude and lie face up and waitÃ¢â¬Â¦

I hear a knock on the door and she comes inÃ¢â¬Â¦. before stepping one foot in she tells me to flip over. So now she freaks me out, and I basically fall of the table to flip over. She comes back and puts a towel over my ass, doesnÃ¢â¬â¢t say a word. This girl isnÃ¢â¬â¢t from the ad! I ask her IÃ¢â¬â¢m looking for Cindy, the girl in the ad. She tells me she is sick. I think to myself, well, IÃ¢â¬â¢m naked already why not. She wasnÃ¢â¬â¢t that bad kinda looked like a young version of Connie Chung, not as hot as Cindy but still pretty hot!

She proceeds to really give me a good massage, felt good but where was this happy ending? What do I have to do or say? She starts from my back to my then to my lower bodyÃ¢â¬Â¦ YES! Here it comes! She rubs my my legs and starts to get close to my boysÃ¢â¬Â¦ then proceeds to further down my legÃ¢â¬Â¦. Uhhh you missed a spot lady, arenÃ¢â¬â¢t you suppose to grab my junk or something? I just want to bang bang! What is going on? So I guess, the 30 mins was up because she slapped my ass and said finishedÃ¢â¬Â¦ FINISHED?

Where was this Ã¢â¬Åhappy endingÃ¢â¬Â? At most she may have brushed close to my balls, but that was it? I barely got a chub! She came back to give me some water, and I asked her about happy ending. She replies, Ã¢â¬ÅAre you not happy with massage?Ã¢â¬Â WHAT?!? Oh yes, the massage was good but I thought we, (add humping motion). She says that this place does not do that, Ã¢â¬Å we just massageÃ¢â¬Â. And this chick had the guts to ask for a tip! I walk out in disbelief, not even nervous anymore about the cops. What did I do wrong, where was this Ã¢â¬Åhappy endingÃ¢â¬Â? Needless to say, I drove home filled with despair and thinking to myself, which porn site do I jack off too tonight.

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hornyasiandude69 :

04.22.2014 01:28:17

I read this in laughter but i've been mongering on and off for about 3 years and I love my times. I still get nervous because of LE. I try out new places but i like going back to the same one because i know what i'm getting. My first time was weird because i roamed all over flushing for those 25 dollar massages but when i go inside i only wear my boxers. After numerous disappointments my friend links me to bp where i call my first legit HJ. It was a bit pricey but the woman giving me the massage was a bit older as well. I think i paid like 160 total but it was worth it. It's always nerve racking going into a place you have no clue about. I always talk but think, "will i get a HE?" There are times where i strike out and i go home and jack off but i hope this guy lowers his expectations like the rest.

moonbeam9x :

04.21.2014 18:44:10

OMG. Where the hell have I been all these 70 years. I have been sleeping that's for sure. As you would expect I have finally developed personal problems in reqarding physical response to touch. I am so greatfull for all the Ladies that do this service. Thank You from the bottom of my heart.

nobnob :

03.26.2014 07:24:28

The very fact that AMPs even exist is a precious thing; good for the body, good for the soul. Granted, there's a certain lack of quality control but that's why there are so many to choose from! Johnnycab's commentary is spot on; be a gentleman, keep your expectations in check, and afford the girl the same measure of relaxed interaction that you would on a coffee-date. On a ten-point experience scale, I consider a great massage (it does happen) to be worth up to, say, 7.5 points; typically it's in the 3.5-5.5 range. (Pro tip: Do yourself the favor of getting an hourlong CMT massage at some point so you know what good IS. Until then, you're just guessing.) On the other hand, the extras could be measured on the same scale, in which case the weak massage is forgivable! It's interesting to note than in Canada, the standard-issue HE HJ isn't an open secret - it's open, legal, and expected as a standard (and tip-free) part of the service, simple as that. Love those Canucks. It's been my experience (mostly in CA, but elsewhere too) that at least 75% of AMP providers offer "the usual" if you hint nicely (or even if you don't.) FS? Maybe 10%. CBJ's? Perhaps a third. The last option is rarely worth it, IMHO - CBJ's rate pretty low on the pleasure meter, partly due to the balloon-quality latex these places stock for the purpose, and partly due to the clumsy two-step process where the provider has to leave the room and come back with the cover. (If this is your thing, bring your own.) Additionally, there's a vibe at some places that management may be using this break to take a cut of her tip - which I don't like. At All. I try to keep my indentured-servitude radar up when visiting a new place; befriend the girl! Find out what her schedule is like, ask what she does off hours; I won't be part of a setup where the girl's trapped and not working for her own benefit. Massage girls can be good light social company; in decades past, your physician might have served this role, but I'm betting yours does not. Keep the humanity alive, it's all to your good credit the next time you come back. Lastly, while I appreciate an hourlong CMT rub, (worth every penny), on the half-dozen occasions I've done this at an AMP it was worth it only once or twice. Heck on one occasion, the masseuse was ticked off that I wasted her time by not negotiating for more than a handy at the end! Honestly I didn't see that coming, but it's something to consider - all scenarios are unique. AMPS are a thing unto themselves; I actually like the grey area they occupy between legitimate and not, everybody gets to keep a bit of dignity and get on with their lives. Being a sex-negative society (admit it, Americans - we are. We still haven't escaped our Protestant roots) this is probably the most guiltless, and clean, hobby of its type. Nothing ghetto like what's on tap the next state over - legalization hasn't done Nevada any favors, I'll tell you that. Again, it's the Protestant thing. Relax and treat yourself once in a while - your mind and body are worth it!

357redrobin :

03.26.2014 00:14:09

it really must have been your first time, if you were naive enough to believe that the models in the ad were the actual girls at the AMP. Unless, the ad states specifically that the photos are of the actual therapists, then you should automatically assume that they are not. Timing is everything. If you initiate negotiations before the massage or wait until the massage is over, then you risk giving the impression that you are law enforcement. Be confident and friendly. Work what kind of job you do in the conversation tactfully (even if its bullshit). Get naked and lay face down on the table. At some point during the massage (before the flip) intiate a touch (calf, thigh, etc) and see what reaction you get. If she giggles or give no response at all, you are well on your way to a HE. If she gently removes your hand, then you still have some convincing to do that you are not LE. If she reacts angrily or asks you specifically not to touch her inappropriately, then you have just found yourself someone who is legit. See what others have paid for services there from this site. If they mention an outrageous price then counter with the price you have discovered on this site. If you act like a greenhorn, then they will treat you like one. If they ask you if you have been there before say yes, but its been a while. Unless its a brand new place, then they wont know the difference. Just like you, they are looking for signals that indicate you may be looking for something extra.

like2bbad :

01.30.2014 06:18:28

I've been mongering for a while now and I found if you play it smart you get what you need, never admit it's your first time. Look at the reviews of the place you want to go to and get a few names of proven providers. Call the place and ask who's working. When you go in ask for a girl who's not working and "settle" for a new girl. When "new girl" ask if it's your first time there say no I saw so-n-so last, be chill during massage and when the opportunity presents gently rub there legs, and ass in an off handed manner, a little more direct on the flip and you are on your way. When they ask what you like, gesture or point. Happy hunting

jungleexpert :

01.15.2014 17:48:15

AMP Babes and MMS are like submarines. Their necks stretch up like periscopes when you open your wallet. If they see it packed full of Grants and Frankies you're well licensed to initiate (make a move). If they know you've got cash most will initiate themselves. Home Runs are obliged by the most unlikely women. It's the younger ones who speak English as if they grew up here that seem to be the least eligible. Sadly it's the single (or perhaps married) moms who aren't being otherwise supported who are the most eager to give in. The same goes if you own a hawk or a falcon. It's all a system of rewards. The GILF's are the sweetest. They really love what they do! Have fun!!!!

asiantaster :

01.11.2014 14:49:49

I agree....Rubmaps should only show confirmed by more than one Non-Erotic parlors in separate category.....for you newbies out there....I'm an experienced pro and still sometimes I goof! Talking too much details at first (and on first time to parlor) will scare the crap out of the gals sometimes. However, to combat this I try to kiss my provider, do a nice feel to let them know I am normal guy and not born under LEO) - for newbies you'll have to learn the acronyms from this site....doing a little button down on gal shows I'm real too but do that w/ care.

chirickit :

01.11.2014 10:35:29

I get so tired of this idea that mongers can "get lucky". You visit a whore to have an orgasm, not hoping to cop a feel and make a relationship. When one of us visits a massage parlor that doesn't provide HE by default, but rates the provider more than one star, he wastes the time, energy and potentially, the money of the rest of us. Please guys... if you're looking for the uncertainty of dating, go date, and the rest of us will hope for your good fortune, but if you're going to spend money at AMP's, insist on the services that they should be providing, and if you don't get them, report the place as NON-EROTIC. In fact, Rubmaps producers, is there a way to screen out providers that don't provide? Maybe create two sides to the site: Massage, and HE, so that those of us who want sex don't have to bother reading about all the near-misses that the other guys suffer?

gentleman4u :

12.30.2013 21:17:57

Question, do you usually ask for extras or does it work better just to let them offer on their own. Asking doesn't seem to work for me.

icymike99 :

12.25.2013 23:23:41

Sounds like this guy made those girls more nervous than he was. Should have said something about how he liked his girlfriend doing the massage and how he would like to do it back. Give little hints. Maybe she just didn't like him

jaiden26 :

12.14.2013 07:45:38

My first time at an AMP I was there because someone told me what goes on and gave me a specific place to go to. Just about the same thing happened to me. But I went back a second time and asked for a 60 minute massage that time. Got my happy ending. So I thought for the longest time that 30 minutes = no happy ending. Now that I've gone to a bunch of these places and gotten what I want most of the time, I realize the factors involved in getting what you want. First and foremost, your body language is key. If you look like this is your first time, she's going to think you are a cop. You need to be comfortable being naked around the girls. I stand with a towel around my waist playing solitaire on my phone, while leaning against the massage table until she walks in. When she walks in, give her a hug, and while not being too obvious about it, let the towel fall to the ground. DON'T FLINCH! Continue the hug and maybe put one hand on her ass. You need to show her that this is all common-place for you. Don't ever ask questions, when you are at an AMP you should only be answering questions. That might have been an off-day/week for that provider or the establishment. If the parlor is under heat from the cops they are going to be extra careful. It takes time to build up this attitude that you've been there and done that, so don't be too frustrated too early.

fritzy :

12.02.2013 04:07:20

Great post!! haha. . . we have all been there! And still sometimes get the same it's call taking one for the team TOFTT. That's how we find out which ones do HE and which just offer massage.

plazadelago :

11.28.2013 05:02:11

Just sounds like rookie mistakes. Believing fake pics in an ad and asking for a happy ending. Any girl who looks like that those pics in the ad does not have to settle for working in an AMP. Wouldn't that be great if we got to have those girls? In order for these girls to make money they need tip and they want to provide extras. But they also do not want trouble from a rookie. If you are a rookie, read up on AMP etiquette. Act like you've been there 100 times before. Don't ask questions. Just get naked, put the towel over your ass, and let her do her job. On the flip, massage her back a little, touch her leg. She'll get the hint. Play with yourself a little, but do it over the towel.

jonjon831 :

11.25.2013 23:18:45

My first experience was somewhat similar. I was nervous at first drove around the MP a few times to see what type of traffic they had. I decided to just go another time. Later on that night i decided to try again. My nerves were very high. I parked. Rang the bell and this old asian mamsan opens and ask me who iD like to see. I said anne. She took me to the room and said wait till anne comes in. Sill very nervous. Anne comes in and asks if i want shower i said yes and i went to the shower room and went back to the room. I took off my towel and was fully naked. I didnt know if i should lay down or stand till anne comes in. I just decided to lay on the table face down with my towel on. Anne comes, takes off the towel and she sees that im wearing no umderwear. And she puts the towel back over my butt. She gave a great massage with some teasing. At this point i wasnt so nervous. I was getting rock hard laying down. On the flip a liitle more massage. Then suddenly she starts to put on a condomn without even asking me. I said to my self, oh shit its happening. She put more lube on the condom while telling me i was very hard and big. After a quick cbj we then proceeded to fuck. Man what a first experience. I left happy and i got my first happy ending at a MP. I was in my early 30s btw. And to think, my expectations was to just get a quick hand job.

footmassage88 :

11.19.2013 18:35:15

I remember this same feeling of the unknown, and what goes on in this erotic massage place. First time I was 18, though the sign said 21

wolaninmarcus :

11.16.2013 12:02:29

how do you contact customer service for rub maps?

andls :

11.15.2013 13:57:36

Not to belabor the point but this guise spelling is reely awrful.

satin8953 :

11.13.2013 09:53:48

send an email saying what ?

gentleman4u :

11.11.2013 13:12:41

I think these are some really good comments. I'm a senior now but still love the ladies. I used to frequent the Sauna's in the 90's until they shut them down here but now we have AMPs and I love going to them. I agree that treating these ladies like ladies is all important. They are just trying to do a job, this is their work and they deserve respect. As one commenter said they are not whores or sluts unless you consider yourself one. I find politeness and respect will get you a lot more than being crude and they need to feel comfortable with you too. I go with the attitude of meeting someone nice, getting a good massage hopefully and having an exciting experience. If I get the HE so much better but sometimes you need to go back to the same girl a couple of times. I found it interesting that I am not alone in the nervousness of trying a new place even after several years of doing this. I'm sure the girl is nervous with a new customer also. I try to give some verbal encouragement to her as she massages me, like that feels good, you are doing good etc. I like to offer the girl a massage exchange. It usually doesn't work but my current FS provider loves it and I am lucky to have found an ideal situation. She happens to be Caucasian. I haven't been lucky that way with the AMPs, they don't tend to let me massage them. Be discreet on here about their services. Let's try not get them busted.

gio :

11.10.2013 15:56:03

The preceding member feedback, how-to insight, and detail expertise/experience provided is well done from a breadth and depth perspective. Nice job guys on the responses provided thus far. Most commentary I'd provide would be thematically similar to the comments already provided. Nevertheless, Iâ€™ll give some feedback too. I generally don't pursue FS experiences at massage locations, but instead prefer a great therapeutic massage and depending on how I'm feeling, a HE too. I too like the subtle teasing or fingers/hands that end up going further than expected, or that brush my cock or balls, and all without ever getting a HE. It too, for me, is about the variety of massage experiences to be enjoyed. The recommendation to utilize reviews found on this site is spot on regarding what to expect at respective massage locations, or from the girls themselves. Additionally, I input the telephone numbers provided for the locations/girls into a Google search engine effort, and use the search results as cross-reference information to better understand what I can expect from a massage location/girl. You'd be amazed how much productive effort, money, and disappointment you can save yourself from cross-referencing lots of information before you try a location/girl. Sometimes I think the hunt or research effort to support insight into a great massage location/girl is just as fun, especially when you can either save yourself from overpaying for the service and extras, or find a great girl who does provide what youâ€™re seeking. Itâ€™s important to be thorough with your research regarding pricing for both massage rates and extras rates. Some girls are excellent at negotiating higher rates for extras, for example, and then failing to deliver satisfying results. You need to know whatâ€™s reasonable to pay for the both the massage and extras youâ€™re getting. Itâ€™s also important to pay the girls a fair price for the extras provided. My best HE experiences are always the ones where the girl just goes for it and trusts me to take care of her with a great tip. No negotiating and no upsell, just a girl with a great attitude whoâ€™s comfortable with me. I pursue massage and extras in the southern California area and the continued proliferation of massage locations is astounding. Weâ€™re incredibly fortunate in both L.A .and S.D. Counties that there are so many choices, which is leading to more competitive pricing. The pricing for 60-minute massages is all over the board. Iâ€™ve gotten lousy 60-minute massages for $65 or an awesome one for $35, for example. Iâ€™m noticing an uptick in the number of places that are charging $40 for a 60-minute massage and delivering both a great therapeutic massage and extras too. Iâ€™m happy to be saving about $15-20 from my usual total spend, by instead choosing a $40 massage/$40 HE. It seems thereâ€™s a rate/volume choice that some locations have made. A lot more locations appear to be choosing to pursue a volume model instead of a higher priced model. Also, Iâ€™m noticing that more locations are collecting my massage fee at the end of the massage and not when I walk in the door. If you want extras, a common principle to remember is to respect the girl in most ways. You simply need to help the girl become comfortable with you if you want extras. Many of these girls are already navigating challenging personal and economic circumstances. Delivering an effective therapeutic massage and then being expected to deliver a HE is difficult for these girls from a dignity perspective. Remember, massage therapy is a profession for most of the girls in the business. They didn't originally pursue the job role to give guys HEs, or to have some stranger trying to put his hand in their pants or up their blouse while they perform their work. Nevertheless, the extra $40 to be earned from a HE, for example, for only about 10 minutes or so of work, is an attractive enticement, and so itâ€™s worth the effort (and nuisance of roaming hands) for many of the girls. Respect for the girls comes (no pun intended) in lots of flavors, and Iâ€™ve gotten great massages and/or extras because I made the girl feel respected and comfortable with me or my behaviors. I simply demonstrate behaviors that show my respect for them as human beings trying to make a decent living. I always have a ready smile when I walk in the place and for my therapist too. I ask the therapist for her name, give her mine, engage in a bit of small talk at the beginning of the massage, and then go silent once she begins. I send lots of non-verbal signals from the moment the therapist walks into the room. I'm always completely naked and lying face down once I get on the table, and Iâ€™ve placed either the sheet or towel from the table elsewhere, but in a spot readily visible to the therapist if she wants to place it on me. At a minimum, I'm always freshly bathed and smelling good when I get massaged (I use a scented body wash/spray and never cologne). Additionally, I'm trimmed-up around my bait and tackle. If the therapist is working around an erogenous zone and it feels nice, I let out an â€œhmmmmâ€ to let her know I like whatâ€™s sheâ€™s doing and how it feels. When sheâ€™s finished with my upper body, and is about to move to my upper thighs, I spread my legs a bit wider than usual to give her better access to my upper thighs, and so on an upstroke, her hands or fingers can incidentally brush my balls or end up in my ass crack. I will always raise my ass in the air a bit, if the moment seems right, and if I want to signal her that my undercarriage is available for some teasing or rubbing. On the flip, and after the sheet or towel has been strategically placed to cover my groin area, I may subtly move my legs a bit to get the sheet or towel to reveal some of my cock (sometimes I strategically move the sheet a bit when sheâ€™s getting more oil). If the girl is working her way down my chest to my abdomen, itâ€™s the gentle but firm stomach rubbing that can start getting me hard. Itâ€™s funny to look down and see the outline of my cock shaft through the sheet or towel as it begins to grow erect. Often, the girl will keep working around my erect cock, and then time her comment regarding a HE. The comment may be: â€œItâ€™s okay?â€ with the girl pointing to my cock; â€œHim too?â€ with the girl pointing to my cock; or thereâ€™s no comment at all. The girl will simply turn to grab some oil and begin any manner of cock and ball massaging that will lead to a HE finish. Some therapists just end a 60-minute massage at the 50-minute mark, and use the last 10 minutes to start the HE without even asking if I want one. The girl just pulls the towel away and starts massaging and then stroking my cock shaft (Iâ€™ve had this type of HE occur a number of times). In summary, perform your due diligence regarding thorough research to save yourself productive time, money, and disappointment, and to find a great location/girl. Respect the girls and demonstrate behaviors (verbal and non-verbal) that make them feel comfortable with you. Enjoy yourself!

tomaso :

11.01.2013 21:24:17

To be clear, there are non-erotic massage parlors as well as erotic, and the erotic types typically come in 2 kinds, HJ and FS. I am thankful for ALL these types. Sometimes, I need a non-sexual massage like I seem to get from the Chinese. It takes all the kinks out and is incredibly relaxing throughout the day. I love Asian women, and have had several Asian GFs, so even when non-erotic, I enjoy the experience and just the possibility of a little extra something (like grazing the boys) can be a turn on, even if I am not expecting anything more. Then we get to the erotic kind, which releases a different kind of stress. The cheaper HJ places still can be incredibly stimulating, as they are sexual but ALSO usually deliver superior massages (compared to FS AMP); and may even offer some other perks (like licking the boobies while getting the release), and I like this as well. To this day, I still think that exact experience I just described was the most erotic massage HE I may ever have gotten, and it was in Chinatown, London, UK. The FS places are another level altogether, but often times the massages are poor if you even get one. I have been to some where an occasional girl is good at massage as well as with all the extras, but this is rare but obtainable. Many places just cut right to the chase and are a massage parlor in name only. Thank heavens for all these types, as we guys do like and need diversity. My best advice, now that I have become a Premier member of Rubmaps is for you to do the same, if you arenâ€™t already. You usually can't miss with your fellow reviewer's comments, especially when they are detailed and donâ€™t â€œfeelâ€ phony. Not that you will always have the SAME experience as the one you read, because we are all different and treat the ladies differently, so YMMV, but they do point you in the right direction for what you may expect. Now that I am Premier and can see all the ratings, I have tried a few of the â€œOld Timersâ€ recommendations, and when the same reviewer gives me more than one good call, I learn from them and test it myself. For example, I like DATY more than anything. As a Premier Rubmaps member, I can read all the reviews and see which girls are OPEN to this, and my percentages have definitely gone WAY UP in what I get with MET EXPECTATIONS. I have only been a member for about 2 weeks, and I have already tried 2 recommendations and they BOTH hit the mark. So now I donâ€™t have to take as many chances and when I want a specific type of massage or girl or experience, I profit from other reviewerâ€™s experiences. And when you do find a good place, and become a repeat customer, you will also be amazed at just how much better the overall treatment is. The Mamasanâ€™s begin to treat you great and can also advise you as to the right girl for your taste. I am a HAPPY CAMPER getting my Happy Endings the way I want them.

hairypussylover :

10.31.2013 09:21:53

When a masseuse gets close to my balls I always push my ass up and typically its on or not.

tykanie :

10.31.2013 04:24:03

Good point. I still get a little excited nervous going into places I have been to before. I started getting therapeutic massage about 20 yrs ago. I lived in a very conservative town and knew of a couple of places that offered the extras but they were guy on guy and I am adventurous just not that kind. I found a place that was recommended by my better half, she had gotten her nails done and the owner of the nail salon was opening a place with his wife. I decided to try it out for the legit kind. I go in the first time and I get on the table and she tells me to remove my underwear Ill be more comfortable. The room was warm and I was covered so no biggie, she even helped me take them off. Total legit so I was thinking this is cool, she is kind of hot and she brushes against the boys and the whole time Im trying not to chub up. After the 3rd legit massage she asks me if I want to try a 4 hand massage and offers me a special. I schedule an appt. Arrive for the appt and she introduces me to cindy. She takes the house fee and leaves, I was a little nervous cuz cindy stayed in the room but she wasnt facing me as I undressed. I get on the table and instead of the towel they cover me with a washcloth. No big deal. The massage is awesome and girls are flirting and laughing with me. One girl whispers in me ear if I want to go to the moon. I wasnt sure what she was asking and I was in that relaxed state of bliss and said sure if she is going to go with me. On the flip they continue the massage and flirting and Im starting to get a little excited one girl is leaning over the front of the table brushing her tits in my face the other is working my thighs and getting very close to the boys. I can feel movement under the washcloth and cindy giggles and slides her hand under the washcloth, up my balls and strokes my shaft, im totally hard now and both girls giggle and the one at my head asks me if I want to go the moon. Now I get it and I replied I would like to go to the moon but not alone. Cindy then pulls the washcloth off and walks over and locks the door. They take their clothes off and tell me no full service but we can play. Cindy gets on the table between my legs and starts stroking me, Im sucking the tits of the other one, Cindy then turns around and sits halfway up my stomach, Im fingering her, licking the other one and I explode. We ended up being there for 1 hr 45min. I tipped well and said I would be back. 3 weeks later one of the girls they hired propped an undercover cop and the place got busted. I consider myself lucky that this was my first experience and I was hooked, to me its almost like heroine, I get the urge and it grows stronger and stronger until I get it taken care of, I dont go full service but I do tip well for good service.

johnnycab :

10.30.2013 20:59:00

Can't comment on this directly as I have experience now but I remember the days...However, I brought a buddy to his first one today after putting up with me talking about the joys of asian massage for a year. I think somehow I probably could've prepped him a little better to talking tips but he did say he could see why I am hooked and enjoy the time spent at the various places I frequent. After, we went to a legit place so he could get his first ever real massage as well and then spent the time talking about different aspects of the massage. The biggest piece of advice I could ever give to anyone going for their first times is keep expectations down. They are a killer in many different areas of life and if you believe that you are going to get it from someplace and you don't, then you might have missed out in the experience of a great massage. Next is don't let looks and age be the determining factor! I'll bet most of us aren't god's gift to the female population as well, that we're modest in looks and physique. Enjoy the time connecting with her in some way. From their perspective, we're just another pig with a cock (gross oversimplification, I know) but if we start believing that they are whores, or whatever other negative stereotype or name we can think of, than we become bitter about the whole experience and possibly females general, as well. One year later, I still get the butterflies walking into a strange, new place, that nervous excitement of being naked on a table in front of a complete stranger. Enjoy the time!...(unless the massage is so god awful and painful, then get your money and run). Oh, and if these women are whores, and bitches, cunts, and whatall, then what does it say about you going to see them? Avoid the demeaning stuff

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