I have read a bunch of entries from angry mongers bitching at other mongers for writing reviews that should be on Yelp.  Well, I am here to tell you that Yelp is awesome.   I wish I had come up with that idea back in the day myself.  It saves you from any shitty visits to your local eateries and highlights the good ones.  There may be some reviews on Rubmaps which are non-erotic in nature, but does Yelp ever give hints of indiscretion?  If you look closely, some may give you a hint. 

So what's this all about? Well I too have seen a lot of people write off places we got here simply because they have nondescript reviews without any mention of happy endings or they have a really low rating on Yelp due to a multitude of negative reviews and I gotta tell you: You're looking at it the wrong way. Yelp themselves wouldn't allow an AMP to have reviews about their “extra services” for pretty obvious reasons.

If they have bad reviews because the girls don't give good massages, what does that tell you? Of course, if the massages are bad then there's something else going on in there. Especially is the case of the places that have low-rating reviews in Yelp and many high rating reviews with us here, pretty simple logic, right? Let's put it this way: You are a unsuspecting person looking for a legit massage, and you go to a place where the lady feebly rubs your back and then asks for a bigger tip, you are going to leave angry and post an unfavorable review on Yelp, right?

You might see a good review or two cause of course, every once in a long while you get an actual good massage before the HE, but that's pretty rare all in all and it's a pretty safe bet to go look for places with less than stellar ratings.

Of course, finding illicit parlors on Yelp might be a needle in a haystack. You should definitely leave it up to the professionals here at Rubmpas.  However, you should not write off Yelp as they can give some clues….some of the time.