I’ve been reading some of your reviews and as always Mongo really likes hearing your stories and how things go down on your latest visit to an AMP. Recently, though, I’ve seen a small influx of guys who seem to not be satisfied with getting “just” a hand job. I must say I’m not a big fan of this train of thought.

The Asian massage is an institution in and out of itself, before we had Rubmaps, before we had internet we had massages: Girls using their hands to make you relaxed, and with the massages came the hand job, also known as “Happy Ending,” “Plus,” “L1,” whatever you call it, it’s all in the same train. You don’t want to overwork yourself? Just have her give you a plus. Scared of STI’s but still need to release? Just have her give you the L1. She already showed you what she can do with her hands, didn’t she?

Most men beat their meat at least one or more times a day right? What’s wrong with having someone help you one of those times? It doesn’t always have to lead to sex. Just have her put some lube on you and help you out, simple as that. Even if you think it’s starting to get old you can always spice it up, if your RA is willing, with a mutual touch or mutual masturbation session.

Don’t see not getting anything more than a hand job as a letdown, be glad you got a handie, embrace it, and above all, enjoy it too. Handjobs are really underrated, let’s make them be the #1 reason you come for an AMP again.