As a moderator, we pour through a ton of reviews a day.  And although there are a good deal where the monger gets what he wants, there are also quite a few where the monger doesn't get what he wants.  Now, most of these are guys that go to NE joints and not know about it, but what about the guys who end up at a Full -service joint when all they really wanted was a Happy Ending or even just a massage?  You will even find these types of reviews on Yelp. The massage parlors that get the 1 star reviews where the patron had an idea that something funky was going on, and ended up being appalled that they were offered additional services.  We will explore the ways that you can hopefully avoid going to the wrong parlor at the wrong time. 

Research, Research, Research

That is what this site is all about.  To give mongers the proper intel to steer them in the direction of the parlor they are interested in.  If a monger is interested in just a no nonsense massage, go to the parlors that say Non-Erotic.  If you are looking for a happy ending, make sure that some reviews say that a handjob occurred at this establishment.  If you want more, you will have to look for parlors that provide BJs and FS.  Of course, your mileage may vary and it is really up to the girl whether or not she will provide the service at any given time, but more often than not, you will end up getting what you desire.

Locked Door Versus Open Door

One of the biggest giveaways of a FS parlor is the locked door.  Since illicit activity is most likely going on inside, the people running the parlors can get an idea of the monger at the door and decide whether or not to let them in.  Rarely are FS spots without a locked door or they have may have a loud chime to let the girl know someone is there.  However, we cannot be 100% sure that a locked door means a FS parlor, just a good indicator that it is.

Massuese's Dress and Body Language

If your masseuse is wearing some slinky sexy clothing, she is doing that for a reason.  She is trying to seduce you and entice you for the extras.  Form fitting body-con dresses, tube tops, short skirts, stripper heels and a decent amount of make-up will give you a big clue that the girl is ready for some action. A masseuse that will give you a nice hug, rub up on your man parts, and hold your hand to guide you to the room is also another big clue. 

So, if you are looking for a non-erotic massage, please do your research first.  But if you have not, and you experience a locked door or a super sexy outfit, try to get out of there before you end up being offered the full treatment.