A little disclaimer. Rubmaps is run by mongers, for mongers, and all the reviews and a big part of the info we have on the parlors here are written by our very cool, very dedicated network of tech-savvy mongers such as yourself. Anytime we hear from you on any tip or situation regarding any parlor, we get right on it. Which brings me to today’s topic:

As you may know, some of the parlors we have listed for your area might include a disclaimer saying “Reported as Non-Erotic.” We base this off of any heads-up we get from a repeat visitor who received no extra services and the amount of reviews without a happy ending or anything sexual going on.

Lately I’ve been getting lots of questions regarding these places, and I would say a good 90% read something like “Hey guys this place is listed as Non-Erotic but I went in there and got the whole menu” or “I went in and got a very erotic happy ending, what gives?” We honestly wouldn’t know what gives. We know the parlors in our area up and down, and even some outside our area (gotta love Dallas) but most of the info we get, we get from you; if a parlor in your area is listed as non-erotic but you still got the whole she-bang, let us know! Write a review,  my dude.

You’re a smart fella, surely we’ve talked about it a million times too, sometimes you go to a place that has a reputation for being monger-friendly, and you leave without getting a HE, and sometimes you go to the single most legit place in the area and your massage includes a very nice surprise at the end. Anything can happen, I myself had to remove a legit local place from the Non-Erotic list just a few months ago ‘cause I had a session and the RA lent me a hand by the end.

Remember dudes, Rubmaps: For mongers, by mongers. Go out and find a happy ending where you thought you wouldn’t.