And today’s debate...drum roll please...escorts!  I’m sure we’ve all been there, and done that, right? There are many pros and cons on both sides, but without a doubt, in my mind; AMPs are superior to the escort business. Now there’s nothing wrong with escorts...but here are a few reasons why I’d choose an AMP, over an escort:

1. Price. You know it, I know it, and just about everyone else in the AMP world knows it. You can get a huge package of fun, for the usual, low price of $100-$120 (prices may vary, but this is the median, it seems). Don’t get me wrong, the same amount of money ($100-$120) will get you an escort as well, but don’t be surprised if she’s pregnant, hairier than Chewbacca, has a third arm growing from under her ribs, or . In other words, the same amount of cash will get you a very low-tier, poor-quality escort. Is your imagination not doing it for you? Let me help you out.

2. Simplicity. I’ve had a few experiences with escorts myself, and there’s a good reason why you’ll find me laying on a massage table, instead of on a mattress with bed-stand, on a dirty, un-vacuumed floor. Let me act out an FS ‘screening’ process I ran into recently:

Me: “Do you have a special something for me at the end sweetheart?”

Her: “You been here before?”

Me: “Of course!”

Her: “Okay, you give me $100 for everything”

That is no exaggeration. It literally happened like that. A very lax process, right? On the other hand, when looking for an escort, you have to go through quite a complex screening, with questions ranging from your name, to your occupation, some form of ID, references, where you discovered them, etc. Some escorts will want to take it a mile further, requesting to meet you a day beforehand, and getting to know you over lunch or dinner, to make sure you’re not LE. Sweet, baby Jesus. Isn’t the whole point of escorts to skip the “dating” scene, and jump straight to getting laid?

3. Bait & Switch. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve called up an escort based on her delicious, delectable pictures, that usually look a little something like this:

I get all riled up and exciting, butterflies in my stomach, and a nervous tingle in my body. I get to her place, or she gets to mine, the door opens, and…”I’m sorry miss, you must have the wrong house! You are DEFINITELY not the girl I requested. Oh, what’s that? ...you ARE, in fact, ____(name of escort here)?” And she’s looking like this:

My god...the disappointment is...overwhelmingly painful. To have raised your hopes, dreams, and aspirations raised on a pedestal so high, before hacking away at the legs, to bring you crashing down to reality...this doesn’t happen very often at AMPs. You get inside the parlor, see the girls working, physically point at one, and tell the MMS/PPS that she’s the one you want. Simple as that; it’s a done deal. Of course, there are a few, rare times when the masseuse in your room isn’t the one you pointed out, but all you have to do is tell that to the owners face, and they’ll hastily accompany your needs, and remedy the situation, rather than lose money.

Sorry brother mongers, I didn’t mean to rant on for that long, but I just wanted you to understand my point of view. Now it’s YOUR turn. I’d love to see some feedback on this. So the question of the day comes down to…

1. Are AMPs better than escorts?

2. Why?

And as always, if you’re on the teetering edge of AMP or escort, remember that at anytime and moment, this escort could be the one that shows up to your door: