What if I fall in love with an Asian massage girl?  Could it happen to me if I see the same girl over and over again?  I know I can’t be the only one that feels this way.  Sometimes you connect with a person that you are banging once in [more...]

You've see the line-up at Bunny Ranch from HBO's "Cathouse" right?  The ones at the massage parlor share some common traits.  The girls all look happy and eager for you to pick them.  Yes, it's just like when you were a kid at the candy store.  So many to choose [more...]

A few prefer one over the other.  Some prefer both.  What if you can't decide from neither?  This is one of those choices you make that can alter the universe.  Haha, relax guys, it is not that big of a deal.  It's like some people like vanilla, some like chocolate.  [more...]

So there I was on a Friday night. Walking from amps to amps. Looking for the one girl that will give me a good rubdown and happy ending. The great thing about the SF amp scene is that they are all within walking distance. You are not forced to only [more...]

I'm always undecided about sticking to a tried and true massage parlor or keep trying new ones. It would seem logical to stick with what you know, but the curious factor of grass is greener on the other side is always lurking in the back of my mind. [more...]